Why go outside to meet the girl I like
and suffer heartbreak from the rejection?
I won't have to deal with any of that
from the environs of my teenage bedroom
Red oil-based gloss paint
and Anaglypta on the walls
Covered in A4 sheets of lyrics
and a poster of Niagara Falls
If you saw me at the beach one day
I'm sure you'd kick sand right in my face
I'm basically the before model in the ad
for Dynamic Tension
My broken body still supports my pot belly
and my arms flow like a noodle
I can't help being a chinless freak
who looks like a Who from Whoville
Can't even hide behind the music I make
for my lack of physical exersion
It's good in my book if you like the way you look
but I've never been that kind of person
If you saw me at the beach one day
I'm sure you'd kick sand right in my face
I'm basically the before model in the ad
for Dynamic Tension
credits
from Dynamic Tension,
released February 21, 2023
Written by A Moore.